Imaginary Sound Barrier
May 29th, 2008Just a note to the baristas: The wood bar and bullpen glass doesn’t mean your personal conversations can’t be heard by the patrons.
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Name Dropper
May 29th, 2008Cashier Dude repeated my name about 7 times during my order and money exchange. Sadly, I never asked the chap for his name. Sorry, Cashier Dude.
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Staring Contest
May 15th, 2008This guy keeps staring at me. I think we’re having a staring contest. So far I’m losing. I normally win in staring contests, but this time it’s kind of freakin’ me out.
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Too-da-Loo
April 1st, 2008This is great. A guy is chillin’ with his laptop, headphones on, and waves to every woman that walks out of Starbucks as if he knows them. Most of the women look at him with a confused look.
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Iced Latte With Fingernails
March 31st, 2008Mmmm. Not gross at all to be seated next to the guy sipping on his iced latte while he clips his fingernails.
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Hardcore Patron
March 28th, 2008A total mid-twenties bad-ass just walked in with a wicked limp, Wilson track pants, leather jacket, 5 o’clock shadow, and an unlighted cigarette dangling from his lips. Went straight to the bathroom and came straight out and left. Is he some sort of Godfather or something?
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Apprehensive Dr. Phil Hour
February 14th, 2008Acquaintance: Oh, I didn’t know you were here. I see you’re having a newspaper day. I’ve got some problems with (insert name here).
Older Lady: Yes, just reading the paper. Well…do you need to talk about it.
Acquantance: Yeah, well, if you’ve got five minutes.
Older Lady: Sure. Ok.
Older Lady (folds newspaper and murmurs): Ah shit. Sometimes ya just wanna read the paper and be alone.
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What Kind of Infection?
February 13th, 2008This doctor sitting next to me keeps telling his other doctor friend about his annoying patient and her urethral infection. Mmmm. Can I get another White Mocha please?
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“Gas”ville, North Carolina
September 18th, 2007Doing some work online in Asheville, NC and I’m wedged in between my table and this other guy’s back to me. No where else to sit. He has farted on me twice in the last five minutes. Come on!
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